I don't always have silly facial hair, but it does happen.

I manage software engineers for a living.

I do food and cocktails for entertainment.

I did a podcast that was ostensibly about cocktails.

I sporadically write a newsletter about "why we do things" and/or cocktail recipes

I listen to a lot of music.

I have several tattoos by the same guy.

I am not this guy.

I am also not this guy, nor his dad who also shares my name.

I can't figure out how to do this.